Sport jokes
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's cellmate.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.