Sport jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa