Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
It can’t find home.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's cellmate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.