Sport jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Memes
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.