Sport jokes
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call ball drama?
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"