Sport jokes
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.