Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.