Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Sport Jokes
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why do orphans play tennis?
It's the only way they get love.
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Awesome, amazing game!
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
Which two football teams played in the pirate Superbowl?
The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
