Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
