Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.