Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Memes
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.