Sport jokes
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)
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Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.