Sport jokes
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
Memes
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why canāt Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. š
Why donāt Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!