Sport jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
China should be a baseball team.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Awesome, amazing game!
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.