Sport jokes
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Awesome, amazing game!
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!