Sport jokes
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Memes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?