I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Baller.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.