Sport jokes
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Columbine High basketball team will never be good again after they lost their two best shooters.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
The Philthydelphia Eagles.
That's it. That's the joke.