Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.