Yes yes yes the yes yes he did but what u tolk xjxfjgjcmbjhdkggdjlud.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
Are you choked?
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.
Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
