Speech jokes
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"
They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said, "Of corpse!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says... "cock-a-doodle-doo." The prostitute says... "any cock will do."
Yes yes yes the yes yes he did but what u tolk xjxfjgjcmbjhdkggdjlud.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
Cock.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Quit making jokes about me.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.