Sound

Sound jokes

Baby

What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?

They both make noise when you throw them.

Hentai

Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?

They moan louder than your speakers.

Technology

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

Parachute

Why don't women parachute naked?

That annoying whistling sound on the way down.

Baby

What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?

One of them is really loud when you iron it.

Watermelon

They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!

Octopus

A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a Scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about, making a horrible sound. The bartender says, "Hey, looks like he can't play that!" and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"

Cat

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

... douse it in gasoline and set it on fire! "woof!"

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