A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff,
Baa- Dum- Tsss
what's the difference between a seal and special kid?
they both go: uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh!
when some one got the ghost in them. sound in the priest busters. when something strange and it ain't no who you ganna call priest busters.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice but then you realize that you have headphones it.
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive ? Christmas π
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm she said β is it because I warned him when hottness cameβ I said β no, you donβt shut up
wats the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex
broken plates
Say crack my fingers. Now say that backwards...
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
Why can't you hear a dinosaurs clap? They're dead
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang"
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire- then it goes WOOF!
what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Tell some one to say alpha and then kennyone. Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said " I'll f**k any one!"
my wife accused me of cheating I told her she started to sound like my wife
Knock knock Who there The butt The butt who The butt goes mooooo
How do Chinese people name their children? They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Ha ha ha kyabath hai
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
knock knock who is there cows go cows go who no cows go moooooooooooo not whooooooooooooooooooooo
