Q.What makes music on your hair?
A. A head band!
Sy'kyira (π): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (π): Same, 30 minutes have passed ... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (π ): SAME !!!! What does it sound like a woman suffering ???
Daina (π): I know, right?
what do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
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It is interesting how different nations have their dogs make different sounds.
An American dog goes Woof, a Czech dog goes Haf, a Dutch dog goes Blaf and a Chinese dog goes Sizzle.
Of you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange".
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
Among us is a game (skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill every one, do this sound similar on September 11, 2001...
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
What does the cow say when its going on holiday - MOOOOOYORK
Bro yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this: *error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance* Anyone know what bird that is?
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years". I walked away shocked but not surprised
Whats the difference between paul walker and a fly? its the sound they make when they hit the windshield
What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off
the pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed. when I was in the shower, i couldn't hear it. Why? because the "p" is silent
πΆRock a bye baby on the tree Top, when the wind blows the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, not moving a muscle not making a sound.πΆ
