Sound jokes
Tung tung tung sahur. Three tungs when you say his name? So many tungs I oughta call you a polyglot.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Uff.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
Jack quietly crawled through Jill’s bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone,
“Boo.”
“Jack!” She yelled, “what are you doing here?”
Jack sat down next to her and smiled.
“I figured today was a good day to maybe go up to the hill?” He said.
“That sounds fun,” said Jill.
“C’mon, let’s go!”
The kids climbed down from Jill’s second story window. They frolicked around in the fields, hair swaying in the wind, as they neared the nearby hill. Jack took Jill’s hand, and they skipped up to the very top of the hill. They sat down on the bright green grass and giggled.
“You ready?” Asked Jack.
“Ready as I’ll ever be,” Jill replied with a wink.
Jack laid his hand on Jill’s chest, softly pushing her onto her back. He got down on his knees, and bent down to the bottom of her dress.
“I’ve waited a long time for this...” he whispered.
Jack slowly pulled up Jill’s dress with one hand, running the other up her thigh. His anticipation was building faster and faster. He looked her in the eyes as he slowly pulled down her panties. Once they were all the way off, he turned his head downward. His mouth opened, his eyes went wide. Jack was speechless. Before he could say anything, Jill slammed his head down, gagging him with her giant cock. She sat up as she slammed his head up and down. Jack began to feel dizzy as he gagged and coughed.
“Silly Jack, didn’t you know? I’m not Jill. I never was. My name’s Randy. You’re mine now, Jack. So sit back, enjoy the ride.” Said Randy.
Randy moved Jack’s head faster and faster as he threw his head back. It was coming, fast. All of a sudden, he stopped. Jack’s head stood still as his mouth became a fountain of white, drizzling all over Randy’s legs and onto the grass. Randy let go and Jack jumped back, spitting and trying to get it all out of his mouth. Just as the dizziness began to fade, Randy walked over. The last thing Jack saw was Randy’s fist hurtling towards him...
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.