Sound jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep
Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep
Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep
Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep
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Beep bop beep beep beep beep beep bop beep boop beep boop beep beebeebeep
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Loud Korea noise.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
An Australian, an American, and a British man are on a golf course.
They're all on the green and working out their next shot when a phone starts ringing.
"Terribly sorry," says the Brit, but instead of getting out a phone, he twists his earlobe around to reveal a speaker and opens his bottom lip to reveal a microphone and takes the call.
The other two are pretty impressed, and the Brit shrugs modestly.
"State of the art British tech. Surgically implanted. Amazing stuff."
They get set to resume, but another phone goes off.
"Ugh, sorry guys," says the American, but instead of taking out his phone, he holds up his hand, taps the palm with his other hand, and it turns into a screen. As the other two watch, the American has a video call.
When he's finished, the other two are impressed, but the American waves it off.
"No biggie. Just the latest and greatest in digital communications from the good old US of A."
Again, the three are about to continue their game when there's a strange, electronic sound and, much to the other two's surprise, the Aussie runs off into the bushes.
The Brit and the American follow him and soon find the Aussie squatting down in the middle of a clearing, clothes around his ankles, bare-assed and grunting.
"What the hell..." one of them says, but the Aussie holds up his hand in apology.
"Sorry fellas, got a fax coming through..."
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.