Sound jokes
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
Six one.
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.
I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."
Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.
When the nlgga is farting!!!
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
What does a cow say? Moo.