Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
Sy'kyira (π): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (π): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (π ): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (π): I know, right?
I called my dog J. They said, "JonΓ©."
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... π ...I ate your penis!
