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Cat "Woof"

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

... douse it in gasoline and set it on fire! "woof!"

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    Explain Bear

    Hey, listen up, smarty pants! This joke is dark. The joke is, you make the cat "woof" by doing something very terrible to it. You see, cats meow, and dogs woof. So the joke is that you subvert the natural order of things. Plus, you're not supposed to light cats on fire. You're one sick puppy, author!

    Comments (8)

    How do you make a dog go meow? Freeze it and run it through a table saw...*meeooow*

    No!!! Dogs are not cute, cats are! I'm a neo! Touch me daddyyyy~! 😽😻💕💕❤ Shove your fingers up my tight little cun t! Meoww~~

    （＾ω＾）,

    please calm down

    How do you make a dog turn into a cat tie it to a farst car then drive it pass someone Meeooowwwww

    How do you turn a cat into a dog? Light it on fire and it goes woof

    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    why why are you guys llike this

    how do you make a snake go cherp cherp. you cop it