What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
Bro yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this: *error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance* Anyone know what bird that is?
Whats the difference between paul walker and a fly? its the sound they make when they hit the windshield
What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off
🎶Rock a bye baby on the tree Top, when the wind blows the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, not moving a muscle not making a sound.🎶
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years". I walked away shocked but not surprised
What does the cow say when its going on holiday - MOOOOOYORK
the pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed. when I was in the shower, i couldn't hear it. Why? because the "p" is silent
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them Sound familiar🤔 Well in september 11th...
How does Jesus whistle? bye s blowing through the holes in is hands
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum tsssh!
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!!!
Hey God what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire
sounds like a match made in heaven
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles, His teacher asked "Three birds where sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said "No, but I like the way you think!" Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said "Little Johnny!" He replied "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears? Anything you want — he can’t hear you
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew
