Sound jokes
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
Why Jake?
FRRR N
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
*moans*
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
You want to hear a dirty joke?
This guy and this girl were having sex when the guy's boss called to ask why he wasn't at work. The guy responds, "I'm sick." His boss replies, "You don't sound sick." The guy says, "I'm fucking my sister" and hangs up the phone.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀