What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave
What's the worst part of about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car? Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half
What does it sound when a dragon sings? A fire alarm
what gets louder as it gets smaller. -a baby in a trash compactor.
What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
what does a cow say moo
They toss and turn to the sound of Thunder, but I got watermelon to sooth my slumber!
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
What’s the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do
why cant you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? because the "p" is silent
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her can you stop smacking its annoying. Then she said I cant its a juicy type of candy. So I said, I can stop the candies from making that sound. Then she said how? So I smacked her. :)
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed ... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME !!!! What does it sound like a woman suffering ???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
what does a peeing pterodactyl sound like
nothing the pee is silent
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
Q.What makes music on your hair?
A. A head band!
what do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist
Those rape alarms give you a headache don't they?
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass
Of you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange".
