I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom. The "p" is silent.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms? Because everything they do is in vein Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...? Person: Addicted. You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted... *laughs* (It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
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Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles, His teacher asked "Three birds where sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said "No, but I like the way you think!" Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said "Little Johnny!" He replied "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
What goes Snap Crackle and Pop? A neck
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They always say u r what u eat! So I’d be nothing That sounds abt right
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds? They asked a bunch of kids with down syndrome to film a documentary.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
