Sound jokes
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
Poopy loopy.
When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!