Sound jokes
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
How do you make a cat go "woof"?
... douse it in gasoline and set it on fire! "woof!"
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
Poopy loopy.
When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"