What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
