Sound jokes
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"