Silent Pterodactyl

This is a play on words. The letter "p" is silent in the word 'pterodactyl'. The joke is funny because it makes you think of the sound of a pterodactyl going to the bathroom when the humor is in the letter 'p' being silent.

• Pterodactyl
• Bathroom
• Sound
• Dinosaur
• Language
• Wordplay

• Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
• (Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
• Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the "p" is silent.
• Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.