Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
