Song jokes

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)

What was David Bowie’s last hit?

Probably heroin.

We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.

What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?

"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"

Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?

Two wongs don't make a white.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

Deja Vu.

I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.

Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!

Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?

Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.

Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.

"Sing in music lesson"

"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."

Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...

"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"

What's George Floyd's newest song?

"I can't breathe."

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"

Which Pokemon listens to Aha?

Takemeon.

The Flanders Song

God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."

Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.

Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."

"Leave me alone!"

What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."