Song jokes

Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.

I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.

If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.

My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?

Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.

Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.

Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-

Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.

Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)

Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?

Two wongs don't make a white.

What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?

"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"

What was David Bowie’s last hit?

Probably heroin.

We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

Deja Vu.

I don’t have a joke but a poem about a sex/dark joke.

Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream!

Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?

Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.

Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.

Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

"Sing in music lesson"

"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."

Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...

"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"

The Flanders Song

God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."

Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.

Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."

"Leave me alone!"

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!

What's George Floyd's newest song?

"I can't breathe."

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"