Song jokes
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.