Song jokes
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
Despacito.
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
What song is the most annoying for a Serb?
Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!
Today I heard someone playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.
It was very Abba-riginal.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."