Song jokes
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What song is the most annoying for a Serb?
Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Dynamic song tutorial: Momo dela dela bro, dela dela bro, cuemcuemcuemcuem.
According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?
"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!