Song jokes
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Memes
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?