Song jokes
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
I was gonna stop for the cops, but I ran because I was high (the song don't copyright me plz).
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.