Song jokes

What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍

What did one pillow say to the other?

Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.

He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)

You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.

What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?

"Happy Death-Day To You!"

Me: September is here!

[Labor Day comes]

Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”

What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?

Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...

The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."

Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.

People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.

"Creeper, aww man,"

"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

"Never gonna give you up."