Song jokes
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
What is Hawking's number one song? The Beach Boys: "I Get Around."
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Good song
What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What did one pillow say to the other?
Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.