If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time
Two Native Americans 🥴🥴🥴
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?" The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer. His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?" Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Theres something special about cemeteries People are dying to get inside
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have it?
A family
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆
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What so depressed teenagers and fruits have In common? They both Hang by something
I think i would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing.
im doing something Stephen hawkings cant do.......pressing 'im not a robot'
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern- loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
If you drop something make your short friend get it
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
when someone throws something at your forehead it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead
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When knife tells Annoying Orange "I'm trying something new", Annoying Orange said "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk and that’s saying something
