Someone's jokes
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Me after hearing
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Why do orphans love to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.