Someone's jokes

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Tell someone to spell "Icup."

Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.

When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

Why do orphans love to go to church?

Because they can finally call someone "father!"

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."

Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?

Wife: You have good eyesight.

What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"

I had the BEST day EVER.

1: I woke up.

2: I met someone I'm sad about.

3: I had fun and got them back again online.

But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD

Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."

My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."

I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."

Why can’t you private text someone in a community?

Because a community has more than two people.

What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.

A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."

"Interesting."

"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he gets to call someone father.

What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.