Society jokes
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
Gay people.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
Pussy = drugs.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...