What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
Society Jokes
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
