Society jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.