Society jokes
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Memes
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.