Society jokes
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What do you call a crippled terrorist?
An RC-XD.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.