Society jokes
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Memes
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.