Society jokes
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Memes
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Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.