Society jokes
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.