Society jokes
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Being the first to move in chess.
It’s a white privilege.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
When you're born on 4/20/69...