Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Society Jokes
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
