Society jokes
"Sharing is communism."
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Memes
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."