Society jokes
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.