Society jokes

Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?

Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.

What do you call an Indian that came home late?

A curfew muncher.

I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.

How do Asian parents name their baby?

They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

What do you call an orphan family? None existent.

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁

Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?

They don't know what a house is.

What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?

Family size.

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

Why can't people in Africa have medicine?

Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.

I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.

What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?

Nothing, they are both orphans.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?

If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

I told a blind kid, "See you later!"