Society jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
Random post #2
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Mathew is gay. Clap.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.