Society jokes
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.