Society jokes
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.