Society jokes

Name one person who would take an orphan?

Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.

Orphans are monkeys.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they got nobody to call "daddy."

Why does an orphan commit a crime?

Because it wants to be wanted.

When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.

Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.

Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

...

I'm still trying to think of an answer.

Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?

To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.

The "f" in orphan stands for family.

Except there is no "f."

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?

'Cause it's family size...?!

My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."