Society jokes

What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?

House.

I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.

I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.

How do Asian parents name their baby?

They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?

A: All the rice is gone.

What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?

At least outlaws are wanted.

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”

The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”

Mom: “Exactly.”

What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.

What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?

An Autobot.

Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?

Because he did not have one.

What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?

"Sari."

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?

A book has papers.

Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.

Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;

How do you know if an Asian is a failure?

Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.

What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?

The wheelchair.