Society jokes
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.
The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
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Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Kobe got irl canceled.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”