Society jokes
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
All Asians look the same.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Black people run fast.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Woman do have rights!
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"