Society jokes
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"