Society jokes
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
A Russian, a Cuban, and an Englishman are on a ship. The Russian takes a swig of vodka and throws the bottle overboard. The Cuban and Englishman with astonishment say to the Russian, "What did you do that for?"
The Russian says, "In Russia, we got an unlimited supply of vodka."
A little while later, the Cuban lights up a cigar, takes a puff, and throws it overboard. The Cuban says, "We got an unlimited supply of Cuban Cigars in Cuba."
Then the Englishman grabs a Paki and throws him overboard...
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
Whenever Iβm bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? ππ
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
Black people run fast.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Fat jokes and mom jokesπ
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. Heβd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mamaβs so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.