Society jokes
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Whenever Iβm bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? ππ
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Black people run fast.
Fat jokes and mom jokesπ
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. Heβd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mamaβs so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Woman do have rights!
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.