Society jokes
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
All Asians look the same.
Black people run fast.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.