Society jokes
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
A seal walks into a club.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.