Society jokes
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
My social life.
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What is the difference between a human and a human?
Bros got barcode arms.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."