Society jokes
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
Greg is a pedo.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
Mosely in a white van.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?