Society jokes
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
Greg is a pedo.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
Mosely in a white van.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.