Society jokes
I gotta do terrorist :)
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
Orphan joke protest idea.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
Greg is a pedo.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
Mosely in a white van.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!