I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
Society Jokes
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
Mosely in a white van.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
