Society jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
Greg is a pedo.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Mosely in a white van.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?