Society jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
Greg is a pedo.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
Mosely in a white van.