Society jokes
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
What do you call a retarded Catholic?
Asperges.
What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
Mosely in a white van.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?