Society jokes
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.