Society jokes
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."