Society jokes
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Orphans got me like: 😂
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"