Society jokes
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.