Society jokes
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.