What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Society Jokes
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!