Society jokes
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
I am starting a frog cult now!
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.