Society jokes
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
Orphans got me like: 😂