Society jokes
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”