Society jokes
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.