Society jokes
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
My acquaintance, William.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.