Society jokes
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."