Society jokes
A man walks into a bar... and he never walks out.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
My acquaintance, William.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
I have friends.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?