Society jokes
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
My acquaintance, William.