Society jokes
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.