Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Society Jokes
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
My mate Noha.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
I am starting a frog cult now!
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
