Society jokes
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣