Society jokes
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?