Society jokes
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
I am starting a frog cult now!
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
My mate Noha.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!