Society jokes
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
My mate Noha.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
I am starting a frog cult now!
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.