Society jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.