Society jokes
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
My social life.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
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