Society jokes
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.