Society jokes
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
My mate Noha.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
I am starting a frog cult now!
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.