Society jokes
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.
When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.
She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.