Society jokes
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.