Society jokes
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
My acquaintance, William.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
I have friends.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?