Society jokes
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Hey, America. No towers? :(
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
I have friends.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!