Society jokes
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?