What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Society Jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?
Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did I beat up the orphan? Because he was a whiny bitch who wouldn't shut the fuck up.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
