Society jokes
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.