Society jokes
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.