Society jokes

China has a population of a billion people. One billion.

That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

What do the initials "MAD" stand for?

Mothers Against Democrats.

What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.

How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.

What was the name of the person who was mean?

The Canabully.

How do you start a school shooting at a black school?

Call the cops.

Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.

Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.

You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.

A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.

Cool people: I can do anything.

Normal people: I can do nothing.

I like my women like my family, they’re related.

Me: What do you call a group of retards?

Friend: Down town?

Me: Nope, target practice.

What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?

Only one gets fuel.

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

I groomed 2 minors today.

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.