Society jokes
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
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What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
Americans are fat.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."