Society

Society jokes

Teen

Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.

Condoms 99 percent effective.

Birth control 99 percent effective.

Etc.

Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)

Orphan

Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!

Inmate

Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?

Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?

Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.

Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?

Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.

Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!

Cat

How many cats are in the human body?

None, unless you're Asian.

Nazi

What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?

The blond survived.

Pedophile

Why did the pedophile cross the road?

Because there was a school on the other side.

Redneck

How do you find a redneck virgin?

Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.

Shooting

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

Woman

One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"

Kid

When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.

Shooter

What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?

A school shooter.

Indian

How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!

Funeral

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.