Society jokes
Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives.
Condoms 99 percent effective.
Birth control 99 percent effective.
Etc.
Just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time (only cost 20 years in jail ;)
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?
The blond survived.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
Because there was a school on the other side.
Americans are fat.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.