Society Jokes

Why do people adopt orphans?

They get cash.

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?

Just take out his brain and there you go!

A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."

What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?

What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?

A school shooter.

What hates men but would have no life without men?

A triggered feminist.

Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...

What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?

Self-raising.

If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?

An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:

"UNKNOWN"

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

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