Society jokes
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.