Society jokes
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
Two natives sit in the bar getting shit-faced.
Almost closing time, "Brother, you gonna snag?"
"Yeah, I'm taking her home."
He walks over, she gathers her things. Walking out together, he takes her to his car outback. They stay messing around then start having sex. He starts to get carried away. He looks down at her. She looks up at him and says, "Slow down, cousin, you're going too fast..."
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
No one.
Why are priests called father?
I don’t know why.
Because calling them daddy is too suspicious.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.