Society jokes
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Rape jokes aren't funny.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.