Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
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What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
