Society jokes
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.