Society jokes
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!