Society jokes
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why can’t orphans live?
They don’t have parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
Just too bitter.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?