Society jokes
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
Orphans got me like: 😂
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.