Society jokes
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.