Society jokes
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)