Society jokes
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Minimalism is a scam created by Big Small to sell more less.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.