Society jokes
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________