There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
