Society jokes
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!