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Society Jokes
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
