Society jokes

I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.

A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.

Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?

Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?

He would never make it home base.

Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.

Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

He wanted to be wanted.

What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?

The class divides.

What is the only place fat people live?

Obi-city.

What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.

There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.

Come, my children, to the bread cult!

If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?

It’s true women do make less money than men.

But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.

What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?

Special Forces.

I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

What's an orphan's favorite band?

Foster the People 😂