Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Society Jokes
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
