Society jokes
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.