Society jokes

Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?

A: They are not wanted.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.

I want my first time to be special.

Why do black men have nightmares?

Because the only one that had a dream got shot.

What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.

What do you call a disabled Arab?

Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).

What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?

One of them won’t clean the oven.

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.

How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.

What is the difference between the government and organized crime?

Only one of them is organized.

I love all races, even the bad ones.

If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?

She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!

Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage :)

Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?

Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.

How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?

One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

...just kidding-

- none. They can't change anything.

I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.

Who says white people can't jump?

Have you seen the 911 footage?