Society jokes
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?