What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
