Society jokes
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.