Society jokes
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."