Society jokes
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔