Society jokes
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
The type of society we live in
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.