What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People š
Iāll make a joke about homeless people, but they just donāt work.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Itās OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, itās considered against the law.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when heās mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
