Society jokes
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Memes
FUCK YEA
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
Women suck (GET IT?!)