Society jokes
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.