Society jokes
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.