Society jokes
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Memes
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals.
In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them, and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky.
The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud!"
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a strip club and got paid to keep her clothes on.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.