Society jokes

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"

What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?

One of them is used.

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.

Women suck (GET IT?!)

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?

Because they don’t know where home is.

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Baseball because they can't find home plate.

What's an orphan's favorite song?

"Gimme Shelter."

What sucks about disabled people?

They can't stand up for themselves.

What do you call a basement full of SJW's?

A whine cellar.

What is the similarity between orphans and apples?

They both get thrown out.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.