Society jokes
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They ain't got no home to run to.