What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Society Jokes
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
Women suck (GET IT?!)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
