Society jokes
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Why do orphans cause trouble at school?
So the teachers will call their parents.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
I heard that cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness...
... the first two being politics and religion.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.