Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
Society Jokes
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
