Society jokes
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
They can't find the home button.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.