Society

Society jokes

Orphan

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

People

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

Terrorist

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

Priest

What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?

5% of atheists have seen a ghost.

5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.

Orphan

Why don't orphans get dad jokes?

Because they don't have a dad to tell them.

Priest

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?

The devil always has horns... not just around children.

Yo Momma

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

Orphan

How to cure boredom:

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One of them is picked.

Orphan

Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?

Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"

BAJAHAHAHHAA

Family

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

Orphan

What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.

Museum

Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"

Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.