Society jokes
Orphans have no home.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.