Society jokes
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
No Jews?
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”