Society jokes

What is one word orphans can't spell?

Family.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

Not like they can tell their parents.

What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?

An orphan.

So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔

Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.

When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.

Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?

They wanted some family time.

What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.

How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?

Just take out his brain and there you go!

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”

Why is an orphan and a dog friends?

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.

Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.

No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.

There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.

What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.

Why did the orphans go to the church?

Because they need someone to call "father."