Society jokes
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
Sure
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Orphans have no home.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
An autistic man walks into a bra.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.