Society jokes
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Them, losers.