I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Society Jokes
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
