Society jokes

Why don't orphans get dad jokes?

Because they don't have a dad to tell them.

What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.

Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they're going to tell their parents.

Why do orphans live on buses?

They never have a home to stop at.

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.

What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?

They're both full of child groomers.

What do guns and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Hi! Could I join?

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.

As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.

Why can't an orphan hit a home run?

He's got no home to run to.

What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?

Puppies get adopted.

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.