Society jokes

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Gay people.

Why don't orphans get dad jokes?

Because they don't have a dad to tell them.

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?

The devil always has horns... not just around children.

Why do orphans air?

It’s invisible just like their parents.

Why don't orphans play tag?

Because there's no one to catch.

What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?

One has a home to run to.

I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.

Why are orphans never in jail?

Because they're never wanted.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

So they could finally call someone "daddy."

What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To because he wanted to find home >:D

I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Why do orphans live on buses?

They never have a home to stop at.

I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.

What do guns and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Hi! Could I join?

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."