Society jokes
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
How old do you have to be to drink? Any age.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Memes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.