Society

Society jokes

Mailman

    • The mailman came to drop the mail off.

    Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.

    Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."

    Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."

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    • Welfare

    • Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?

    Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!

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    • Surname

    • *Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

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    • Society memes

    Orphan

    • If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.

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    • Dog

    • A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said, “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left.

    The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?”

    The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”

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    • Boy

    • This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."

    He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."

    Orphan

    • School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

    Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

    School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

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