Society jokes
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
What about women's lefts?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.