Society jokes
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.