Society jokes

Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?

Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?

Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.

Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked.

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.

They said: "Because I lost my parents."

I said: "Let's find them."

They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.

You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?

They both try to get there before the hair does.

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?

So there’s more for the priest.

If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?

What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?

POORphan

I bullied a handicap today.

What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?

What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.

Orphans have no home.

Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."

What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?

"Get off me, homes!"

What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four chin teller.