Society jokes
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Religion... That is all.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles? They are fucking immature kids!
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!