Society jokes
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.