Society jokes
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Orphans have no home.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"