Society jokes
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Orphans have no home.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Memes
Killer Clowns
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
An autistic man walks into a bra.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"