Society jokes
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.