Society jokes
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣