Society jokes

My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"

"Islam it is."

What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?

My big green pedo machine.

What do you call a white kid at the back of class?

A school shooter.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

How do you name a Chinese kid?

Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.

Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?

What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?

A homeless shelter.

Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?

Because who wants a traffic an adult?

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?

Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.

Why do orphans get iPhones 11?

Because it has no home page.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

...

I'm still trying to think of an answer.

I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.

Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.