Society jokes
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!