Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Society Jokes
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
An autistic man walks into a bra.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
