Society jokes
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Aiden and Gwen! Are Aiden and Gwen dating? 'Cause if they are, then oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kenya says: Yes, they are deep in love!
Tenya says: Yeah, but I think he would be good with Hoochie girl 101!
Gwen says: Guys stop! You really think that!
Tenya and Kenya say: Yes!
Kariah says: No! I belong with him. He is MINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Mariah says: Girl, you need to grow up!
Tenya says: Yeah! When are you guys getting married?
Lariah says: YEAH!!!!!!
Iariah says: Yeah!!!!!!!
Gwen says: Next Sunday!
All girls say: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Next Sunday, they got married! YAYAYAYYAYAYAY!
Mariah says: Congrats!
Kenya says: Yeah!
Kariah says: Hi Aiden, super cute tux!
Lariah says: Wooohoooo!
Iariah says: Yeah! U won it!
Tenya: This is you guys' time to shine!!!!!!!!
And they lived happily ever after...in hell! The end!
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.