Society jokes

Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?

Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.

What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.

Orphans have no home.

I bullied a handicap today.

What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?

Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."

Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.

Where does a black Eskimo live?

In a Nigglu.

Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.

I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.

Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.

When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.

What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?

Only one gets fuel.

What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four chin teller.

Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?

Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?

What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?

"Get off me, homes!"

Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?

What is George Floyd's pickup line?

You are breathtaking.

Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?

That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.