Society jokes
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.