Society jokes
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!