Society jokes

What does BLM stand for?

Black Lust Matters.

Friend: Why did you touch me?

Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.

How do you get a Japanese fanclub?

Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!

Teacher: Don’t run into the road!

Down syndrome: Weeeeee!

Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.

Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.

If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.

Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.

Where does a black Eskimo live?

In a Nigglu.

Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?

So there’s more for the priest.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

How do you name a Chinese kid?

Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?

I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"

"Islam it is."

What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?

My big green pedo machine.

What do you call a white kid at the back of class?

A school shooter.