Society jokes
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Kylin fucks his sister.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Gay people.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Them, losers.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.