Society jokes
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
when you see a homeless man walking toward you
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Why can't orphans get a job?
Because they don't have a home.