Society jokes

What's an orphan's second favorite movie?

Home Alone 2.

We should stop being mean to orphans.

We should be cruel instead.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

What's common in vampires and American kids?

They both don't get old.

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.

He can tell the future.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.

What is the Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Racism.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.

Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.

Cool people: I can do anything.

Normal people: I can do nothing.

Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?

Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

How do you anger a Republican?

Tell him the truth.

Why can't orphans use iPhones?

They can't find the home button.