Society jokes
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?