Society jokes
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
A guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch owned by a Hunter and his Wife. After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room. There they were having a grand ole time until the Rancher’s wife walks in. The Hunter looks at her and says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there.” The Rancher replied “(with a harsh southern accent from years of cigarette smoke) You’ve never been so right in your life, honey why don’t show our guest your tits.” She agrees and then shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast. After he gets a good gander he says “Nice.” Then Rancher shouted “show em yer peker now Hon.” She agreed and whipped out a 13inch Johny, and twirled it around like how an Elephant would move his. Now dazed and confused the Hunter yells out “What in Sam Hill is that!!” and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.