Society jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Kylin fucks his sister.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Memes
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Gay people.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.