What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
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Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Them, losers.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
