Society jokes
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.