Society jokes
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
this is what society expects you to be.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?