Society jokes
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Like if you meet someone emo.
I love Communism.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
My acquaintance, William.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.