Society jokes
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Memes
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.