Society jokes
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!