Society jokes
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
Memes
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.