Society jokes

What do you call a white kid at the back of class?

A school shooter.

You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

...

I'm still trying to think of an answer.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked.

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.

They said: "Because I lost my parents."

I said: "Let's find them."

They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.

If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

How do you name a Chinese kid?

Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"

Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.

How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?

Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.

Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?

Because who wants a traffic an adult?

What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?

They both try to get there before the hair does.

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.