Society jokes
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress up as the altar boy.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"