What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Society Jokes
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Orphans have no home.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
