Society jokes
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.