Society jokes
"Death to the west!"
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
Random post #2
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Who even needs white jokes?