Society jokes

Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?

Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"

BAJAHAHAHHAA

What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?

Puppies get adopted.

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?

5% of atheists have seen a ghost.

5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.

Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

Why can't orphans use iPhones?

They can't find the home button.

What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎

What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.

What is the difference between men and women?

Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.

Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...

Well nvm, they shot him dead.

Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?

Exactly, cuz she's a woman.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.

Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.

What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?

Target practice.

What do you call an apartment full of black people?

A CON-dominium.

What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.