Society jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Hi! Could I join?
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."