Society jokes
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Worst punishment of all
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
My social life.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Black lives matter.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
Women’s rights *bazinga!*
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.