Society jokes
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.