Society jokes
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Memes
REBEL!!!!!
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.