Society jokes

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why can't orphans be gay?

'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

Why don’t I shut myself all the time?

I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.

Them, losers.

Why did the orphan run away?

They wanted to go home.

What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

Because they don't know where home is.

I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.

What’s an orphan's high school nickname?

Lone stone.

What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.

Who even needs white jokes?

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?

Because he thought it said "Home Deport."