Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Society Jokes
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What's a deaf kid's favorite words?
"Shut up."
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Kylin fucks his sister.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Gay people.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
