Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Punching an Orphan
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, buttercup. The joke is that orphans don't have parents. That's why they are called orphans. So if you punch an orphan, he can't tell his parents because, duh, he doesn't have any. Now, here's a fact about you: you probably still live in your mom's basement.