Society jokes
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?