Society jokes

Why can't orphans open a family business?

Because there is no family.

Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?

Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?

I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.

Orphan: "What family?"

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."

What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.

Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?

Because they already lost two towers.

There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

Why do orphans go to church?

Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."

How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.

Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩

Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.

David: Isn't that illegal?

Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.

David: I hate my life.

Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.

These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress up as the altar boy.

If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

It is now legal to bully an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.