Society jokes
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.