
Society jokes
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
