What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
Society Jokes
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
