Society jokes
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.