Society jokes
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
"Welcome to Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last week's loss is this week's sauce."
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What do you call a racist community? America.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.