Society jokes
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
Memes
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.