Society jokes
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
My mate Noha.
A Christian, a Jew, and a Catholic walk into a bar. The Christian says, “Where’s Mohammed?”
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.