Society jokes
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Memes
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress up as the altar boy.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!