Society jokes
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Kobe got irl canceled.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.