We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Society Jokes
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Kobe got irl canceled.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
