Society jokes
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.