Society jokes
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.