Society jokes

What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?

"Thanks for the warning."

Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...

No one:

Nothing:

Not a single f***ing soul:

Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!

Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.

Why can't orphans be criminals?

Because they're never wanted.

Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?

All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.

There should be a "kick an orphan" day.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.

What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?

What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?

Might in dynamite.

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.

Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.

I guess they're whore-ible.

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

What's long and black? Centrelink line.