Society jokes
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Midget
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Kobe got irl canceled.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.