Society jokes

What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home to run to.

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?

"Call 911!"

Me: I will f**k ur mom.

Orphan: I don't have one.

Me: ......

I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

I like orphan boys, no homo.

The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."

Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?

Why do orphans love tennis?

Because it is the only place they can get love.

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.