Society jokes
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.