Society jokes
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.