Society jokes
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.