Society jokes
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Memes
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.