Society jokes
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
I eat kids.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.