Society jokes
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.