A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Society Jokes
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
It's okay, you had socks on :)
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
