Society jokes
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"