Society jokes
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.