Society jokes
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
Memes
Oop- get called out
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
I eat kids.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.