Society jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.

Why do orphans love getting r@ped?

Because they want to know what love feels like.

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

Girl: Wanna come over to my house?

Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.

What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?

Father Les.

Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

It is the only place where they can call a father.

If aliens were real,

then orphans would finally have a home.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples actually get picked.

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫

An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"

What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?

Bunk beds.

What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

A rainbow.

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

I eat kids.

This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.