Society jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
What is the similarity between women and freezers?
We like to put our meat in them.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.