Society jokes

What is a cannibal's favorite drink?

Coffee.

If aliens were real,

then orphans would finally have a home.

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

It is the only place where they can call a father.

What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?

Gay.

Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.

If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.

What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?

They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.

Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples actually get picked.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.

What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

A rainbow.

What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?

Bunk beds.

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

I eat kids.

Did you hear the one about the deaf person?

Me: No.

That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.

Vegetarian: I prefer plants.

Herbivore: I just like food.

Cannibal: I'm a people person.

Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.