Society jokes

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?

Gay.

If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.

Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.

If aliens were real,

then orphans would finally have a home.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

Apples actually get picked.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.

I love gay people. UwU

Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?

'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.

What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?

One is wanted.

Why can Asian people buy phones?

'Cause they might call the wrong number.

What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?

Not all are friends.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.

Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!

What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?

Father Les.

Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.