Society jokes
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
It's okay, you had socks on :)
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Mathew is gay. Clap.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.