How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
Society Jokes
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
I eat kids.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend. I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
