Society jokes
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Gay.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
so true
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.