Society jokes

An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"

Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.

What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?

The cold shoulder.

How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?

I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.

What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What's the best thing about beating up orphans?

They can't tell their parents.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?

Morgan.

Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.

The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.

Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!

Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?

Snover1: There's snow in the way.

Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.

Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!

"AAAAARRRGGH!!"

Squirtle: Who is that?

Snover2: That is Snow.

Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!

Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!

"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"

"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"

Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!

Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Carlos.

Gay.

Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.

What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?

Not all are friends.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.

What is a cannibal's favorite drink?

Coffee.

Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!

Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.

Why can Asian people buy phones?

'Cause they might call the wrong number.

What do gay guys and priests have in common?

They are both gay in their own ways.