Society jokes
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
"Welcome to Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where last week's loss is this week's sauce."
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
Carlos.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Gay.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.