Society jokes
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
Mosely in a white van.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.