Society jokes
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Kobe got irl canceled.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.