Society jokes
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.