Society jokes

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...

"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.

Why do orphans like to go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?

What's an Indian's favorite drug?

Beans.

Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?

Wait a minute! What am I talking about?

What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?

Father-less.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?

“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”

Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.

Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

How do you get a party started in Africa?

You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.

My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.

He was charged for impersonating a police officer.

What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?

Fitting in.

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅

Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?

"Can I have a bodybag?"

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

What do cannibals call a person that is running?

Fast food.