Society jokes
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Midget
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”