Society jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
Memes
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Kobe got irl canceled.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.