Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
Society Jokes
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
