Society jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What's the slogan for a Muslim gym?
Might in dynamite.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?