Society jokes

You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.

What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?

One of them won’t clean the oven.

If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.

We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.

We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.

Trust.

Cannibals sucking each other's dick.

Why did the orphan rob a bank?

To be wanted.

My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.

I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.

What do you call a black coconut?

A CoonConut.

What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.

Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

What's brown and white with red all over?

Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What's an orphan's favorite game?

GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.

Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.

I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.

Orphans are lonely.