Society jokes
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
I eat kids.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.