Society jokes
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.