Society jokes
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.