Society jokes
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Make America hate again.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Stop the orphan jokes!
rtuiyg.
What do you call a black person?
Black.
Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.