Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Society Jokes
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
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Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
What are intelligent people in the US called?
"Tourist."
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
