Society jokes

Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!

A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.

If someone calls you, just say:

"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"

What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist fuck!

Why do men have penises?

They gotta shut women up somehow.

Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"

How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?

Marry her.

What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.

A Muslim enters a building...

Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.

What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?

A pedophile.

A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.

What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?

I don't worship Jesus.

"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!

Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?

The cowgirl.

People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.

Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)

What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?

At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.

Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?

A. Osama Bin Ballin'.

Why do orphans always get picked on?

They can't run and tell their parents.

I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.

I love working in an orphanage.