Society jokes

Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.

The Twin Towers are just like genders.

There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

It's okay, you had socks on :)

What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.

I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.

I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.

I love working in an orphanage.

Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?

Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.

Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?

She has.

In America, you find Waldo.

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.

rtuiyg.

Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!

Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?

There used to be two but now there's one...

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...

What are intelligent people in the US called?

"Tourist."

What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?

A Citroën C4.

Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.

Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).

Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.