Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Your hairline looks like they Mac Donald’s sign M
What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese 🧀.
McDonald's was originally called 'Mac and Dick', so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on lay-away.
Drop me in afghanistan with a cigar, a kobe jersey, a mac-10, a lambo huricane with a bumper delete and a toyota tacoma with a m249 on the back. Then Ill have afghanistan by the 51 state by midnight.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped
make a wish kid: i want to meet mac miller make a wish staff: you will soon chief
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro? A Mac Daddy Pro
yo moma so fat she eat 60 big macs wall singing badaaha
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Dounut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds? A Krispy Kreme Mac.
So, I got my blind friend a big Mac for his birthday, a week later he walked up to me and said "Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
My friend talking to fat boi : I can order you at McDonalds’. Double Big Mac triple quarter pounder cheese burger
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
what do you call a pickle sandmich () A BIG MAC)
