Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Your hairline looks like they Mac Donald’s sign M
What do mice 🐭 eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese 🧀.
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I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on lay-away.
Drop me in afghanistan with a cigar, a kobe jersey, a mac-10, a lambo huricane with a bumper delete and a toyota tacoma with a m249 on the back. Then Ill have afghanistan by the 51 state by midnight.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese
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make a wish kid: i want to meet mac miller make a wish staff: you will soon chief
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro? A Mac Daddy Pro
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
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What do you call a Krispy Kreme Dounut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds? A Krispy Kreme Mac.
So, I got my blind friend a big Mac for his birthday, a week later he walked up to me and said "Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
My friend talking to fat boi : I can order you at McDonalds’. Double Big Mac triple quarter pounder cheese burger
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
what do you call a pickle sandmich () A BIG MAC)
